cock docking

the act of covering another man's penis with his foreskin. It is a strictly cock-to-cock act where at least one uncut penis is required. Those who can participate in this act are men and hermaphrodites. Being gay or homosexual is not required, though it can make the act much more satisfactory.

Circumcised Guy: Hey, uncut guy, wanna try cock docking?

Uncircumcised Guy: No way faggot, I don't stoop to your God-defying ways!

Circumcised Guy: Come on! It'll be fun and stuff.

Uncircumcised Guy: No thanks, I'll only do it with another uncut guy. And besides, I keep lot of cheese in my dick.

by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009

Dry Docking

1) The act of Motor Boating a flat chested girl
2) The opposite of Motor Boating.

"That girl is so flat there is no possiblilty of Motor Boating her!". "Yeah, I know, it's more like Dry Docking".

by raw88 May 21, 2011

Space-Docking

is where one man puts is dick inside another mans forskin.

i love space-docking when im just about to blow my load

by martindisorder March 1, 2009

Doing the Three Hole Punch

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.

mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.

by §eth October 12, 2004

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.

Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.

by taylurrrrr December 15, 2008

Doing the 180

A phrase used to describe the typical 3 hours that people spend commuting from the suburbs to work or school in a big city. 90 minutes down, 90 minutes back. 180.

John: Man, I moved back with my parents for grad school.
Brad: Dude, you're not commuting are you!?
John: Yup. Doing the 180.
Brad: That SUCKS, man.

by Jonathan Bright October 12, 2008