Ministry of DJs

A place where you should go to learn to dj, produce music and scratch

Hey you are good dj! Did you ministry of djs ?

by Uncle Bob November 22, 2021

Dj

He’s gay fake unloyal and wants to be everyone but himself

I don’t fuck with that follower dj

by Yvkum November 23, 2021

DJ-Bob

An intimate position in which the female surrenders her buttocks to be violently jiggled, in a manner not unlike a DJ scratching a record.

Last night I was giving her that DJ-Bob.

by TheStickyLicker April 15, 2025

dj no skills

When a DJ with no skills shows up to a party. Or when your friend with bad music taste gets a hold of the aux chord in the car.

How can we have a great time at this party when DJ no skills is in the mix!!

Hey guys let's play some rhinestone cowboy! Come on really? Who let DJ no skills take control? Dj disc jockey no music skills

by Ashleeez August 3, 2016

Alpha DJ

An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.

Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….

‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’

by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021

A DJ

A unit of time equal to 13 seconds - the amount of time a DJ takes to unload his deck.

Give me a DJ

by Victor Needs A Cert July 28, 2024

dj pie

dj pie is the one true god

joe:hey bro what religon are you
dave: i'm christian
joe: screw you, we all know that dj pie is the one true god

by me when the impasta is sus October 1, 2022