dingled

you have been dingled when someone keeps a thread going for hours with juicy original content, and then TOTALLY FUCKS YOU OVER.

I was a persian from 200 A.D, but then i got dingled

by hegfegvfkdfvdkh March 20, 2011

Dingle

God tier 4chan troll who allows you to delve into an intriguing fantasy world that will last for hours on end.
Until you find out that you get killed by a big bad Roman annihaltes Isrealites and stabs you in the spine.

That motherfucker Dingle wasted 4 hours of everyones lives.
OMG my friends are going to ddos his website

by DingleTroll March 20, 2011

dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011

dingleberry

a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.

mom hears a scream from the bathroom
mom: what the hell was that?
Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass

by pooptown mcgee April 10, 2011

DingleBerry Vine

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.

Dude #1: I heard Ronny gave his mom a DingleBerry Vine!
Dude #2: That is fucking nasty!

by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

Dingleberry

A Parasitic Piece of Shit;Turd That Clings to Your ass hair.

That Dingleberry In My Underpants Was Cleaned Up By My Servant.

by iluvbieber143 November 12, 2011

Dingle Flame

Burning the dung before it has left the anal cavity.

Who left all these candles in the bathroom??? I almost set off a dingle flame in the crapper!

by Genonymous March 7, 2012