Dalius

Dalius is one of the funniest people a person can know. At least he was, before the skibidi upset, a catastrophic event that shall haunt him for the rest of his life. But don't let that deceive you, he is neither noob nor pro nor hacker, but a god. If you know a Dalius in your life, keep him close, because he will make you laugh the hardest you have ever laughed in your life. He will astonish you with his incredibly detailed saved Hotbars in Minecraft, leaving you to question if you are really just a noob. In short, the funniest, susiest, most crazy person you will ever know.

Dalius' cars are parked illegally 🐱

by Everyday Science June 21, 2025

Davis' Jacket Tatty

The Anus or Bumhole, sometimes enjoyed with a glass of Milk™️.

Davis' Jacket Tatty:

get your jacket tatty out.

My mate has a great jacket tatty.

Do you like Tuna mayo and beans on your jacket tatty?

by MyJacketTatty July 7, 2025

Davising

The act of buying and selling on Marketplace.

Man, my wife be mad at me. I be trying to davising while we suppose to be watching tv.

by BoogerSugarMeUp August 9, 2025

Davising

A verb. To be on marketplace 24 hours a day. Always hunting for that new to me item.

Man, wife got mad at me for Davising while we suppose to be cuddling watching tv

by BoogerSugarMeUp August 9, 2025

Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.

“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.

by Dree74 August 13, 2025

Darius

Darius, is the most sweetest kindest man I have ever met. He treats me like a princess and will never fail to make you feel loved. He is able to handle me when Im not the best girl. I dont know what I would do without him. We have had a rough couple of years but I know he is trying his best to make me feel appreciated and happy. He deserves the world and more. I hope he accomplishes everything in life and I KNOW he will be the best father. I really appreciate all that hes done for me and for others. So if you meet this Darius consider yourself lucky, theres only one of him and hopefully he ends up with the right woman for him.... which Im hoping is Layni

Darius is the best man ever

by freckeledlatinabae August 13, 2025

Darius

This man is one of a kind, he is truly so beautiful and could pass as the twin of Marlon, youtube star. His bald head really resembles Marlon and his swagger is unmatched. He loves blonde tings and never struggles to get them. this man always gets the gyal he wants. He has unlimited money and lovesssss Bill's bottomless pancakes but only if you pay for yourself. He will never remember a word you say even if the words just left your lips. It goes in one ear and out the other. His personality and chat are unmatched and his favourite conversation is about blonde tings. He is a mash warrior and security guard but dont expect freebies on a night out!!!!

I wish Darius was my ting he is the spitting image of Marlon. - Said Blonde ting in Mash

by Isanoonoo November 11, 2025