Cum Trophy

A person who's biggest accomplishment in life is being the sperm that won.

I can't believe how stupid he is, fucking cum trophy.

by 11millerk2 January 31, 2019

Cum Thirsty

1. The desire of a man or woman to injest seminal fluid in their mouth, ass or pussy.

2. The overwhelming desire to swallow cum.

3. The desire to have a man ejaculate inside of your body.

Michelle is cum thirsty since she wants to have all of those men fill her pussy full of cum every night.

by easyslider January 5, 2013

Cum Mustache

When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.

This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females

That guy gave his boyfriend friend a cum mustache the other day

by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009

cum cabana

A cabana for your dick to cum inside of. This includes pussy, asshole, mouth, or any of your other favorite holes.

Me and Jenn had amazing sex last night. I ended up cumming in my cum cabana.

by señor urokea March 28, 2014

Cum Facial

Having cum all over the face.

That cum facial really suits you...sex is a good thing ya know... I love the look of cum on your face babii!

by Cummer April 5, 2003

cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

Tal-Cum

An orgasm so dry, you swear it could be powder. It results when a man has blown his load a lot in a short amount of time.

By the fourth time that weekend, Dave was pretty much dealing his girlfriend straight Tal-Cum.

by Emmo April 19, 2014