Covid-🇹🇭

When the land of a thousand smiles of 70 million people that shares porous borders with four countries, with 4,000-plus corona cases and 60 deaths so far, is now seeing an outbreak among hundreds of its Myanmar migrants, who work at the Mahachai market—the heart of Thailand's multi-billion-dollar seafood industry.

Will Thailand’s attempts to revive its hard-hit tourism industry, by easing restrictions to allow more foreigners to visit the kingdom, be put on hold again due to the latest Covid-🇹🇭 crisis?

by Covido December 21, 2020

Covid-🐡

When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.

In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.

by Covido December 24, 2020

covid refugee

A covid refugee is one that resorts to partaking in gig work after losing their employment due to covid.

Uber used to be really busy for us, but now it's so slow because of all the covid refugees online.

by Fly McGigs December 24, 2020

Covid-🚬

When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.

Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-🚬 is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.

by Covido December 25, 2020

COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020

Covid-🚢

When the Diamond Princess at one time—on day nine after the 3,700-odd passengers and crew started their two-week quarantine—became the world’s hot spot, when it had more corona cases than every nation except China.

How many billion dollars would the cruise sector be losing worldwide, and how many million jobs in the global tourism industry would be lost, since Covid-🚢 came to the world attention, when most countries refused to let the passengers disembark?

by Covido November 9, 2020

Covided

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes

Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night

by Hennebadger November 12, 2020