Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties

Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out

by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

condom

Ice cream.

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.

"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

Condomonium

Portmanteau of condom and pandemonium. Used to describe a party, gathering, or general event in which a lot of sex happens.

1: You went to that party last week?
2: Yeah, there was pussy left and right. It was a total condomonium!

by shermantheklump March 31, 2026

Condomonium

A party with a LOT, of sex.

"Yo, dude. You wanna go to that condomonium on Thursday?"

by Dr. Shmunguss March 31, 2026

condomlenses

like condolences, but with condoms
also just another way to say condoms!

my condomlenses

by _huney_ June 15, 2025