shermantheklump's definitions

Condomonium

Portmanteau of condom and pandemonium. Used to describe a party, gathering, or general event in which a lot of sex happens.

1: You went to that party last week?
2: Yeah, there was pussy left and right. It was a total condomonium!

by shermantheklump March 31, 2026

walking the hog

To be used in the situation where you have an unwanted erection right when you have to walk from one place to another.

1: I got an erection right when my meeting was about to end. It was so embarrassing.

2: Let me guess, you walked the hog afterwards?

1: I’m STILL walking the hog.

by shermantheklump March 31, 2026