comeback remorse

That feeling of regret when you think of the perfect comeback but it's too late to say it. It's that 'I should have said...', missed opportunity feeling.

Shanna had such bad comeback remorse when she thought of the perfect response to Jasmine's diss.

by surplusverbiage May 31, 2014

Comebacked

When you say an awesome comeback and the other person replies with an even awesomer response and you feel like a dick head.

I was having the best day the other day until Gary comebacked me

by Fopalton April 8, 2016

comedic masochist

Someone who loves to watch comedies or comedic things, but never laughs

I new it was funny, but for some reason I didn't even smile... I must be a comedic masochist.

by lrdkelvin June 22, 2016

Coletrain

When you use three fingers to get a girl off; middle finger in her butt, index finger on the g spot in her vagina, and thumb on her clit. When she cums, she screams like a train arriving at the station.

That girl gave me the best head after I coletrained her last night.

by ALgooner June 9, 2016

Come on John

When you neglect to use proper grammar and it comes back to haunt you.

Are you coming to the Pride Parade?

I'm not gay. Come on John .

by bartlettville June 14, 2016

Coletail

Eating something whole in one bite.

I went Coletail on lola's pussy

by Mike Cutter February 23, 2017

come in and get stiff

A sign telling you to go to that strip club downtown. The part "get stiff" means when your cock goes rock hard.

TV: wanna see some naked celebs. Then come on down to our strip club tonight. Come in and get stiff

by \0_0/ February 25, 2017