Cocophobic

to dislike and not have a sexual attraction to twitter user @TensaCoconut

fuck coconut im cocophobic

by highkey_spittin_bangers January 14, 2021

cocooning

This is the period of time that typically lasts anywhere from 35 to 45 minutes, after a person takes their final drag from their marijuana supply. This is a built-in defense mechanism which is triggered by the fact that said person is tripping balls too hard to conduct any sort of productive interaction with any other living organism. Fully isolated shelter is the goal.

Peter: "Hey, yo Mike! Have you been able to get hold of Willie? I sent him 3 texts about 20 minutes ago, about that emergency situation over at the Jinks warehouse."

Mike: "Yeah, he sounded like he was going to puff on the magic dragon with some friends during his lunch today. He's probably in the back of the shop office cocooning right now, no doubt!"

by clubberj March 31, 2021

CocoBozo

Someone that has clownlike tendencies and uses Coco Bliss as an intimate moisturizer

CocoBozo is used when someone

uses Coco Bliss like a Clown

by CocoBozo June 20, 2021

Cocomelon man

A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.

AHHHH!!! It’s cocomelon man!!!

by MilkyMilky69 February 7, 2022

cocomelon

fuck them

cocomelon fucking sucks

by h9girbvg sijufxgcaringvbikasfe February 19, 2022

Hive Cocooning

The act of Cocooning Multiple people, like an entire family. A Real REAL man can do this easily in one night, but frequent Cocoon only practicers may have difficulty Cocooning an entire family.

This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.

How to use 'Hive Cocooning':

(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."

(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."

Or, as an authentic story:

Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."

Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."

Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."

by \/olpe May 15, 2010

Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.

"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"

by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012