Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.
by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011
Get the Crunch Berry mug.The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)
"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015
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by Onebadcookie November 14, 2018
Get the Clench Butt mug.Where syykunts push the gear into first, rev the engine to about 6000rpm and then rip your foot of the clutch so hard that you spin the wheels!
by Benji Cuzzzz May 24, 2008
Get the drop clutch mug.A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.
When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)
When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)
Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)
Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)
When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)
Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)
Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)
by PubTime! March 18, 2009
Get the Credit Crunch! mug.A phrase used to portray the angst resulting from street cocaine use. Can also be used to describe the actual act of insufflating street cocaine. It represents the anxious feeling of having the compulsion to clutch your sheets in bed unable to sleep or relax.
As a verb: Guys, I'm not going to the birthday party; I'm sheet clutching tonight.
As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.
As an adjective: Man, that llello last night was gangster sheet clutchy.
by napkinsPH February 15, 2010
Get the sheet clutching mug.When a really overweight girl sits on a guys penis with all her weight (also known as a bone crusher)
Guy 1: Yo, I brought this girl home last night!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: She gave me a beefy crunch
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: She gave me a beefy crunch
by sta'bhurst December 26, 2010
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