by elle.dee November 26, 2021
Get the clit mug.An enhanced version of a camel toe brought on by tighter trousers or bodybuilding steroid abuse. Shows the actual pea in the pod.
Natasha had found she got a whole lot more interest from the boys after taking steroids for 6 months and wearing tight ski pants. They couldn’t resist a peep at her clit toe.
by dominowoodstock October 28, 2013
Get the clit toe mug.An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.
(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.
(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )
by DownTwisted August 30, 2016
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Get the Clit Screw mug.A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
by stephanohl October 10, 2019
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