mudd clamming

When your girls ass so fine you don't mind eating her pussy from behind knowing your nose will be directly in her shitter...

Man, after "mudd clamming" her pussy , I had to wipe the shit off my nose...

by JohnsonSwellz May 29, 2016

Clam chowder

A name for a facial

Eww John get his clam chowder on me

by animetiddies.com May 2, 2018

Clam Bagged

To be hit in the vagina

I fell on my surfboard and got totally clam bagged.

by absinth215 October 14, 2011

Clam Burp

It smells just like you'd think. Basically a toxic queef that smells of old fish.

I was eating out this girl from the club, and she let out a hellacious clam burp that caused me to contract Hep B.

by Johnny Dog Nuts June 4, 2018

fassy clam

A word used to display feelings of hate and animosity towards someone. Similar to calling someone a rasclat or a wanker. The word has the same effect as a swearword basically to tell someone they are a dick or to fuck off.

Jerome: Give me that money G
Tom:Shut it you fassy clam.

by Mackinit April 19, 2009

velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

Clam chowder

Pour A bowl of mayonnaise lightly into a clitorous and use your pearly whites for a midnight snack.

I don’t like soup but man that’s one good clam chowder!

by Foourskin July 16, 2019