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surf clam 

a sko that you meet on the beach and take up to your room immediately
Hey did you see him taking that surf clam up to the room? He gonna FUCK THAT PUSS!
surf clam by ILoveSkos March 29, 2009
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cup of clam 

When a girl forms her hand into a cup shape, places it down her pants, thoroughly wipes her lady bits, and promptly throws it into another person (usually male).

The female version of "cup of soup" or "cup of cheese."
A. J. just got cup of clammed by Theresa!
cup of clam by ClamierChowder September 14, 2015

razor clam 

A hot but frigid chick's pussy.
Meygahn's hot, but she probably has a razor clam--that bitch will cut your dick right off.
razor clam by Merkin Donor II March 13, 2008

happy as a clam 

To be exceedingly happy and content.
The full phrase is "happy as a clam at high tide." Clams can only be dug up at low tides, so at high tide a clam is safer and secure, so therefore, happy.
Everything in my life seems to be going great; I'm happy as a clam.
happy as a clam by weijajo April 7, 2009

Rhino clam 

When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.
Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.
Rhino clam by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

Leaky Clam Shuffle 

When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.
My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.