chicago soft core

A band such as played on 93.9 FM. AKA: LIGHT FM

"Hey Do you listen to Light Fm?"
"Yup that chicago soft core is pretty sweet!"

by Gabrelle December 28, 2005

Chicago

The act of dragging out a story.

Scott is constantly pulling a Chicago. When he tells a story he talks about the weather in Illinois but all we really need to know is where the best pizza place is in Chicago.

by daisieNC May 27, 2010

Chicago Steemer

When a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her.

That horny bitch let me give her a Chicago Steemer

by RASTABOOM May 22, 2010

chicago neck-tie

A phrase derived from the hip era (i.e. 1960's) to mean suicide via hanging.

Hip cat at a blues bar #1: "So uh..ya hear 'bout that cat on Bleecker?"

Hip cat at a blues bar #2: "Yeah, gave himself a Chicago neck-tie, did'n he?"

by scrbblsck July 22, 2010

Chicago Cigarette

A Chicago Cigarette is the act of having someone fellate you by putting your penis in their tracheotomy stoma.

The advantage of dating smokers is, after they get throat cancer, they can give you a Chicago Cigarette. Shit's tight, yo.

by Mutt the Dog January 31, 2014

Chicago Tribune

A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper

Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Chicagoin

a sleezy type person. a pompos jerk, someone that considers themselves above the rules, someone that thinks there better than everyone else.

Carlos is sucha chicagoin, I can't belive he lied about those faxes!

by Inca Cola March 4, 2008