phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview November 12, 2012

gravel carrot

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

by GCanonymous June 10, 2014

collin carroll

Collin Carroll is the sexest gay guy on the planet, maybe even the universe. he loves music and song writing, he is a weldor. he can be seam withdrawn but once he gets to know you he is sensitive. all he wants it to meet the man of his life and live happly ever after.

1:he is so shy.
2:no hes not hes Collin Carroll

by mnbh May 12, 2014

cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food

Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's

by Ayad15 May 6, 2016

The Carroll Grin

Noun

1. A slang term used to describe a person that has an energetic smile but it is backed with lies and deceit

Past-Tense Form
Caroll Grinned

Present-tense
i) "When I came back from the bathroom he purchased me a drink. As, I went to sip he gave me The Carroll Grin, so I quickly opted for water instead."

ii) "You're not taking my daughter home, I see you with that Carroll Grin from across the street!"

iii) "Wipe that Carroll Grinn off your face or else I won't sign this."

Past -Tense
i) "I thought he gave me a good deal, but he Caroll Grinned me driving away then I knew that fucker scammed me."

by paisano9 May 24, 2016

callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 April 18, 2018

id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017