captain grammar

A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.

Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"

Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.

Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!

by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010

captain semen

James.

James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.

captain semen is the best captain ever!

by 007tellie007 March 18, 2016

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

fuck you captain duck

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Captain Caramel

A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him

Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.

by Awordguy October 21, 2021

captain shiny

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.

TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.

by skaterboy December 30, 2007

Captain Moonrays

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.

Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.

by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011

Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011