Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018
Get the Captain Americamug. When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug. Borrowing from other Captain ranked negatives(see Captain Obvious and Captain Hindsight) a Captain Schultz is the douche canoe at the worst end of the dish it/take it spectrum. Usually running a joke/prank farther in the ground than acceptable to even the least socially adept individuals (Ex. Carrot Top, Jeff Foxworthy, or an adult with downs that has been telling the same knock knock joke for 27 years) upon having the same joke/prank pulled on him, stomps around throwing a bitch fit big enough to sap the fun out of any environment.
Usually when someone overreacts to something, the natural reaction is to do it more, not with this person, once you have viewed the sad state of affairs in the wake of their unrelenting diatribe, you call it a loss agree to never walk that forsaken path again.
Usually when someone overreacts to something, the natural reaction is to do it more, not with this person, once you have viewed the sad state of affairs in the wake of their unrelenting diatribe, you call it a loss agree to never walk that forsaken path again.
Carl: You know how Randy thinks its still funny to hide people’s shoes?
Don: You didn’t…
Carl: I did, but I just moved them over a foot and put a towel over them.
Don: That explains it. You need to put the shoes back. He promoted himself to Captain Schultz over it. He smashed open the coffee maker looking for them.
Carl: If he just looks right next to where he put them he will…
Don: Not worth it, just return them, we’ll have someone else tell him they are back. Lets never speak of this again.
Don: You didn’t…
Carl: I did, but I just moved them over a foot and put a towel over them.
Don: That explains it. You need to put the shoes back. He promoted himself to Captain Schultz over it. He smashed open the coffee maker looking for them.
Carl: If he just looks right next to where he put them he will…
Don: Not worth it, just return them, we’ll have someone else tell him they are back. Lets never speak of this again.
by Mxyzsptlk June 29, 2014
Get the captain schultzmug. A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.
Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"
Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.
Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.
Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010
Get the captain grammarmug. Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.
TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
by skaterboy December 30, 2007
Get the captain shinymug. A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.
A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.
A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.
This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?
by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011
Get the Snow Captainmug. by Walking Lie August 4, 2021
Get the Captain Idiotmug.