Hot Cakes

Part of McDonald's delicious breakfast menu; best paired with an enormous sausage patty, a cardboard carton of milk, and a plastic cup of orange juice.

"I'd like an order of Hot Cakes and sausage, a milk, and an orange juice; no extra syrup needed!"

by UTCJAM November 14, 2006

funnel cake

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.

Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."

by SExyjesusSLA June 4, 2010

Cake Incident

The Cake Incident is when a poisonous cake was brought to East Cobb Middle School in East Cobb County (duh), Georgia. The reason is, two girls were pretty bored and there is nothing funner than baking a cake containing play-doh, medicine, and such in it. Oh, and bleach. Suprisingly enough, some kids who the girls offered the cake to got sick. This gave ECMS some airtime on CNN and it became the weirdest school in the world.

"Hey, Home D! I heard the cake girl from the ECMS Cake Incident goes to Dodgen now! HAH!"

by Bo 92B August 3, 2006

Pounding Cakes

Straight slammin' it... take dat lil kid.

Pounding Cakes- "I got that bitch filthy drunk and pounded them cakes"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Douche Cake

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.

Your such a douche cake

by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005

pwned cake

1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.

you want a slice of some pwned cake?

by Gullible December 4, 2003

Cake Farter

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.

Leah Treacy from Toronto is a major Cake Farter. She and her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, posted a video of her anally blowing the candles on her birthday cake, instead of the usual oral method.

by Dolphus Tittius March 15, 2011