by Floppy Rectangle March 11, 2018
Get the Coasty mug.The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell May 11, 2018
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by guccigalllllllllllllllllllllX August 11, 2018
Get the crusty mug.She is the most funny,fun,positive person you will ever meet. You don’t want to stay away from her when you meet her. She’s amazing.
by Joe crimg August 17, 2018
Get the chastyn mug.To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.
by riri kez October 31, 2018
Get the Crusty mug.Person 1: Tryna get geeked and CrashYourWhip?
Person 2: I mean yeah I could be down.
Person 1: Say that then.
Person 2: I mean yeah I could be down.
Person 1: Say that then.
by mehmeatmeh December 20, 2018
Get the CrashYourWhip mug.When your knuckle deep in a women’s pussy and you take it out and whipe your eye and get an eye infection .
I was hooking up with this girl and noticed I had an eye infection the next day and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid.
by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019
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