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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.
People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.
by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022
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internal fist bump

The act of one person shoving their fist up another’s anus while a third person shoves their fist down the second persons throat, creating a fist bump when they connect inside the person.
That other coach pissed me off, let’s go give him an internal fist bump.
by Fishbumper725 February 25, 2023
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Budapest fist bump

When you pin someone’s legs over their head then proceed to Superman punch their hole until your hand is deeper in them than Jeff Dunham is in Walter
I gave Stacy a Budapest fist bump last night! Apparently she has a thing for ventriloquists…
by Usewallowcome69 August 4, 2024
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mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
by JessaCali September 10, 2023
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titty sumo bump

When two large breasted females run at each other and bump titties in a sumo style.
I saw my friend Sam and was so happy we did a titty sumo bump.
by LITTLEDEER77 December 23, 2023
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Missouri Fist Bump

When your fisting your girl in the vagina your buddy starts to fist her anus so that your fist bump
Hey man you down to missouri fist bump the girl I met at the bar.
by Stupid Pipe layer November 22, 2024
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