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Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010
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crazy bread

Simply means "An enormous amount of money"
Damn you see that man's crib right there! That man makin "crazy bread"!
by Mav'rik May 14, 2008
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bread cuffer

lol....dun eat he gives he a bread cuffer
by 'WooFer' April 6, 2010
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garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.
1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.
by Nate the Greatness September 7, 2007
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bread head

when a man's hair is too long on top and it rises like fresh baked bread.
Did you see Joe's hair today? yeah, he's got bread head.
by Joey BeefBuicker July 23, 2010
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butter your bread

I'm gonna butter your bread!
by glasmodiar April 26, 2006
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BREAD LEGS

The way an often unwashed woman walks when she has a nasty yeast infection
"Look at the bread legs on that, someone give her some soap for crying out loud"
by The S.A.R.S. INITIATIVE May 14, 2003
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