Bollocks

A word used when calling bs on someone for something they said but without them noticing thus avoiding an argument.

Girl 1: Im soo hott and perfect like oh em gee!

Guy 1. Bollocks!!!

by GutenTagFaust September 9, 2010

Balloon Crew

A group of people who perform in the art of ballooning (see - 'ballooning') usually whilst drunk or on drugs.

The Balloon Crew are out tonight and are ballooning massively

by Leechy May 8, 2006

Poop Balloon

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.

Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!

Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!

by murphy_dog March 27, 2019

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

balloonjuice

The slimy liquid released by popping an orally inflated balloon. Thought by some to be spit.

Don't pop that balloon in my face. I don't want a faceful of balloonjuice!

by Chad December 17, 2003

the dogs bollocks

Special style Korean meatballs.

Mr. A: Those Koreans eat too many dogs.

Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.

Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*

by Mr. Wun Hung Low March 18, 2008

Balloon Knot

Ones anus or sphincta also known as Chocolate Starfish.

Anyone with a tight arse

by GBert December 5, 2003