by JesterRP May 5, 2022
Get the Chainsaw Blowjobmug. Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021
Get the Blowjobmug. by doufingor August 22, 2022
Get the alvin blowjobmug. Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates
by Tedzer January 3, 2024
Get the Deckchair Blowjobmug. April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints
by Vince Madici April 14, 2019
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
by papisgirl August 1, 2022
Get the Blowjob Weekmug. This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
Get the vegetarian blowjobmug.