cock block

When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!

"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03

by The chun du July 14, 2003

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003

ugly blockers

The glasses a girl wears that cover her face so you think she is hot until she takes them off when you find out she isn't.

I saw this hot girl walk into class with a pair of ugly blockers on. She took them off, and her face wasn't hot at all. I should have known, now I am stuck sitting next to a butterface.

by Big Ted Arlington February 27, 2008

150 roc block

150 roc block is the were lil herb, lil bibby, capo,etc all the NLMB boys are from and NLMB is an acronym that was created by lil her it stands fo Never Leave My Bro.

150 roc block, nlmb, gang shit

by Lil Herb Fan May 20, 2015

Block Hoe

A messy female who stays in that particular area alot.

"Damn that girls a block hoe"

by Sure dude! October 23, 2008

Block Quote

A large quote that is used in essays for mainly for high school and college students

These quotes usually take up a lot of space and are perfect for papers you dont
know what you are writing about
and need to reach a certain number of pages

phew, without block quotes i never would have had enough pages for my essay

by Anarchy_Antelope January 14, 2009

Block Delete Kill

When you are so fiercely aggravated by invites to stupid fucking groups or profiles, you want to follow the simple pattern of blocking someone so you receive no more invites, deleting them so you never have to see them online again and finally, killing them so they cease to burden you with their dirty existence any longer.

Can also relate to spammers on messaging clients.

#1

Kel: Damnit man, that cunt is spamming me with stupid Facebook group links!
Tom: BDK her NOW!
Kel: BDK?
Tom: Block Delete Kill.

#2

Idiot Girl: hi hw r u mi bowser bar is liek VANISHED OMG wher did it go can u find it 4 me pls x x
Jack: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'MMA BDK YO ASS SO HARD BITCH

by MisterMushroom March 1, 2010