Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

Half Birthday Bros. by LS2k July 12, 2021

Weekly Birthday 

When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.

Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off

Weekly Birthday by BrawlGang July 14, 2021

Pre birthday bj 

When you get a bj the day before your birthday

How about a pre birthday bj?

Pre birthday bj by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021

carissa birthday 

a day to celebrate carissa maybe caleb.

hy twin. it’s carissa birthday

carissa birthday by carissa luvr 123 March 27, 2022

Silver Birthday

Your silver birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month

I’m turning 11 on the 11th month so November my silver birthday

Silver Birthday by Susan Minter April 16, 2022

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.

"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022

Sapphire birthday 

When you turn the same age as the first 2 letters of the year you were born in.

Today I just turned 20 and I was born in 2000 so it’s my Sapphire birthday 🎉

Sapphire birthday by anime fan._. May 28, 2022