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Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
by imverydaddy December 8, 2016
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Another birthday sunset

6 months before my birthday every year I get “OK” & girls only groups! For them they are presumably “married” and for me everything is smelled & WHY?
by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019
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Birthday

Birthday

- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want
girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~
by sm0kingxdreamz March 13, 2020
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Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.
Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!
by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023
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birthday backshots

When it’s somebody’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age
Hey jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots
by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024
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birthday wish rule

the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.

the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"

intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."

in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.

to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.

much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
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