Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs
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