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Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
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being benghazi'd

Verb.
The act of a government abandoning their own citizens in a foreign country that is falling into chaos and making no attempt to mount any kind of rescue.
The Americans trapped in Kabul are being benghazi'd this week.
by randalllflagg August 15, 2021
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Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock
If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock
by pug wash August 30, 2021
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beginnoing

When Shashi Tharoor makes a typo!
hey, did the english teacher just made a beginnoing?
by gonzo blogger September 7, 2021
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BEING RUNG DOWN

It is a FUTURE NUMBER ONE SONG written from my 1:11 ANUS MUSK DREAMS sleeping on the CONCRETE somewhere in the GOOGLEPLEX that would sound DAMN GOOD on my HEY DAY TARGET SPEAKER inside the ATM MACHINE LOCATIONS anywhere filling that BANK with super PERFECT SOUND as CHASE ING MY ASSHOLE:PURSE MUSK DREAMS.

DUE TO YOUR PEDOPHILIA ANAL ALAN all your WONDERFUL WRITTEN SONGS and anything else GOES TO THE SCALES OF JUSTICE DISCRETION DIRECTIONS WITH INSTRUCTIONS because of your NO COMPUNCTION.
Songs in songwriter form go in the SEWER RAIN but ADAM NOAH LEVINE and MAROON FIVE before he just RETIRES will SING HIS FINAL NUMBER one SONG as now I LOVE EVERYONE I will give you the chorus that is why the song will sit long time at HOT 100 number on.e and HERE WE GO....BEING RUNG DOWN ,MOVING THAT MOVING THAT MOVING THAT FROWN TRAVELING , TRAVELING UP AND DOWN SEXUAL LIGHT DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND, OOOOOOH AHHHHHH ASSH0LE NOT PENELOPE LICKING HER ASS GETTING CAUGHT EVERYBODY WATCHING BEING RUNG DOWN.I AM NOT SORRY...JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 15, 2021
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Beving

A twist on the word beverage, this English American slang term infers to college freshmen getting “lit” in ones dorm while most likely getting caught by an RA later that night or puking in the communal bathrooms. Many say it comes from urban areas and migrates to campuses, but the exact origin is unknown. “Bev’s” of choice include pink Whitney, cheap vodka, and seltzer’s girls will start and never finish. The term truly encompasses the drinking culture of first year American college students while perplexing the great minds studying the advancement of the English language.
Let’s bev on the third floor.

I can’t, we are beving tonight.
by CTdefs September 17, 2021
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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