Meanie Beanie

Bakugo from MHA (he's a celeb so please approve)

Bakugo is scary. He's probs a meanie beanie.

by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021

Bangladeshi Beanie

The Bangladeshi beanie is the act of using one’s beanie cap to pick up their dog’s poop, as if it were a standard issue plastic waste bag found in any neighborhood park. Rather than disposing of it, however, the user places the beanie over their girlfriends head, covering her eyes before going down on her with a palm full of peanut butter. The user inconspicuously wipes some peanut butter on his girlfriends vagina, whistles for the dog, and sits on her chest. The user proceeds to masturbate onto the beanie as the dog laps up her peanut butter covered vagina.

Larry: bro! I gave my gf a Bangladeshi beanie last night.

Carl: what’s that?

Larry: I covered her head with a beanie filled with dog shit and beat off on her face while the dog ate her out.

Carl: didn’t she try to escape?

Larry: yeah but I was sitting on her chest!!

by Ghislaine Maxwell June 29, 2022

the internet beans

AKA Netbeans IDE - For programming Java.

Also means "beans of the internet"

"Look, mum, I'm using the internet beans!"

by Royster January 21, 2007

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

Smart Price Beans

Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"

Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"

by miffysa July 13, 2010

swag of beans

The purest form of swag.

Cool beans and swag= swag of beans

by charlie cockhold September 18, 2013

Sweet corn beans!

Expression by Western people whenever they're surprised.

Sweet corn beans! I never realized that!

by A wild memer May 30, 2019