Bean dog

A Person of Hispanic descent that pretends to be black.

AYO DIS YO BOI CRISTÓBAL, WUT IT DU?

Dude, you're a bean dog.

by dontcallmesteve March 18, 2009

Mr Bean

Why the fuck am I afraid of the live action Mr Bean

LIKE WTF HE IS SCAWY

Mr Bean is a scary being. I’m not funny

by LackingKnowledge August 1, 2018

nigga bean

That one nasty licorice jelly belly in the middle of my fruity delightfulness! You know the one!! They come along and ruin an entire handful of jelly belly jelly beans. But have no fear, the kids mix is nigga bean free!!

I don’t like you Nigga bean (as you toss the black jelly belly in the trash)!😂

by Heado420 September 30, 2019

Monster Bean

Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.

that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!

by Dave January 28, 2004

tall bean

The definition of danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil on Youtube. They are over 6ft tall and adorable.

"Oh did you see Dan and Phil's new video? They are SUCH tall beans."

by Phanistheotp January 24, 2017

quivering bean

Bean is the slang term for clitoris. A 'quivering bean' is one which is pulsating in excitement. Would generally happen in times of high sexual tension.

Vicky Edwards' has such a quivering bean it is vibrating through the walls.

by Bean sniffer January 17, 2011

horse beans

Pellets of accumulated smegma (a/k/a "cheese") situated in the urethral diverticulum area in the glans (head) or inside the sheath of a horse's penis. If not removed regularly, can become painful and infectious. a/k/a/ "stallion beans".

When cleaning the horse's sheath, we were careful to remove the horse beans.

by rangerthehorse September 17, 2007