Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

by Egua November 6, 2018

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

Banana Manager

1.Someone who jacks off too much.

2.Females that give hand jobs for money.

3.A woman that has her man whipped.

1. "Dude that guy is such a banana manager"

by twat woddlers January 18, 2010

Stinky Banana

A banana that smells kind of like a corn dog which also smells like a hot dog which smells like alvin the chipmunks toes

Found a stinky banana in my food but its not really a banana

by Giraffe'sHungary because he wa January 10, 2022

banana peeler

A Hamptonese word for a personal assistant, as a personal assistant would peel and banana for their boss if asked to do so

Jones' new banana peeler is smart, organized, and actually quite dedicated to his boss' life.

by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012

Spanish Banana

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes

Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...

by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017

Dark Banana

An Asian Person Who's Yellow on the outside and black on the inside.

OR

An Asian Person who looks asian but acts and speaks like a black person.

G-man: Yo, you see that Asian guy rapping?
Snoop Dog: Yea, he's a Dark Banana .

by Sdap March 30, 2009