Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 06, 2023
In the morning, you are the first to get out of bed to go to the bathroom. When you return to the bedroom, you see the butt of the person you're sleeping with peaking out from the sheets. Their butt lures you to assume the big spoon position. You've been butt baited.
I got up to get ready for the day, walked back into the bedroom to get dressed when I saw my bed buddy's butt, which baited me back into bed. I've been butt baited!
by Randan69 May 29, 2021
when you try to chase an enemy in a video game and you can't catch them so you run away or let them hit you a little bit first then run away and hide really close, then they think they got a free kill, they follow and you ambush them and kill them
by Popsthepops November 17, 2020
When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!
by Give me a beer in the c shop August 21, 2021
Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.
by Shitphototaker69 February 02, 2024
Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.
by Goatybastard October 31, 2015
"Hey Sam, that girl has a nice body, why don't you give her a try"? "Naw, chk out her face, definitely mono bait."
by penis1foot January 27, 2014