Austin

Puts cucumber in his ass and fucks a cantaloupe

Austin stole my cucumber and fucked my cantaloupe

by Bigg R.P. January 30, 2024

Austin

A redneck motherfucker who has an addiction to Busch latte. Austin’s are tons of work and a lot to care for and clean up after.

That guy is such an Austin.

by Nocapnelvis November 23, 2021

Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.

Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.

by JeauxMama September 19, 2020

Austin

Friends with Colton

Has hoes

Like a lot of hoes

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl one, girl two, girl 3

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 11, 2020

Austin

Has hoes

Like a lot

Is friends with Colton

Will never find this

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 11, 2020

Austin

He’s on call with me and I don’t know what’s going on and he has hoes

Austin: I’m not a hoe
Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, and girl 3

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 11, 2020

Austin

Austin is a great boyfriend, if your boyfriend is Austin you’re winning.

Nobody:

Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!

by Austin’s gf November 28, 2020