Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

Ass Pastry by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009

Ass Spatter 

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010

ass nail 

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.

eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS

ass nail by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010

ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.

"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"

ass clerk by goblowup808 April 12, 2010

ass lap 

An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.

Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.

ass lap by SameoldJake July 24, 2010

Ass Purge 

To Involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your ass. Causes extreme pain. After effects may include bleeding after wiping.

I just ass purged and now I can't sit down.

Ass Purge by axean September 26, 2010

Ass Accordion 

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

Ass Accordion by Subtle777 October 23, 2012