Askhole

ask-hol; (Noun), New User Variant: Someone who asks questions that could be answered in 5 seconds with a Google search, or by reading the FAQ for new users. Especially common online, you can find them in hardware and software forums, asking the same questions that are pinned to the top of every forum. If they can, they will tie up a software dev's time answering questions, when they could be fixing actual bugs, rather than user errors.

NewUser9822: I need help installing Deforum. I installed it just like the tutorial says, but it doesn't show up in my Automatic1111.
Deforum Dev: Have you restarted your Automatic1111 after installing the extension, like it says in the tutorial?
NewUser9822: OK, that fixed it! Now I clicked on Generate and I'm getting an error. I think I found a bug.
Deforum Dev: Did you change the default settings?
NewUser9822: Yeah, I changed a lot of things. I don't remember which ones.
AdvancedUser666: Dude, read the FAQ. Don't be an askhole.

by Vendaciousness May 22, 2023

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When you're bored, and just want to ASKJHFGHJHGVFCDFTYGUHIJ

Dude 1: DUDE I'M SOOOOOOOO BORED

Meanwhile, dude 2: ASKJHFGHJHGVFCDFTYGUHIJ

by FGIHT&*O&YUFRT&*UIFYTFYT How n June 6, 2023

Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

by Spanner16 June 13, 2023

Askillity

A confluence of heightened skills and natural ability.

Dude! He’s the best curler of all time. No one has his askillity.

by bigbadscot July 16, 2023

ASK2077

The license plate on the most sexiest red jeep in Illinois and Wisconsin

Person 1: Wow that jeep has the “ASK2077” license plate

Person 2: NO WAY WHERE IS IT

by Jeeplover69 July 20, 2023

Askhole

Don't be an Askhole, someone who asks questions for advice, but refuses to follow them.

Brian: "Hey man, I need some advice on this." .... Friend: "Yeah man, so what I recommend is this...." Brian: "Awesome, thanks!" ... 5 years later... Brian: "Why didn't anyone tell me I needed to do this?!" ... Friend: "Dude, I did! 5 Years ago! Don't be an Askhole!"

by Dingle-D August 17, 2023

Askhole

Someone who ties you up experts by asking simple questions he could get in 30 seconds by typing his question into Google. The questions are often asked on GitHub (reported as an Issue), Quorum, Reddit, or an online forum, where it takes much longer to post the questions/answers, but an Askhole not only wastes his own time rather than bother reading anything, but he expects any experts to answer his stupid question, even if it is in the FAQ, pinned in the forum and answered 20 other times on the site that month.

User9177: I'm experiencing a problem with your software. When I click on the Analyze button on the main page, I get an error: "Error 2: No File Loaded" and no matter what I do, it happens every time. I tried installing 3x and it still happens!

SoftwareDev: Error 2 means you haven't opened a file for it to analyze. Try going into File>Open and choosing a suitable file first, for analysis.

User9177: What do you mean? What's a suitable file?

SoftwareDev: Dude, don't be an askhole. RTFM.

by Vendaciousness August 22, 2023