December 1

National nut day. This is national nut day. On this day all the surviving soldiers from no nut November are allowed to nut for the first time in 30 days

Man: hey today is December 1
Man 2: looks like I can finally nut again

by KVMO November 2, 2019

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December 1

National nail your sibling with a snowball day :)

Brother: What are you holding behind your back?

*gets nailed in face with snowball

Happy December 1!!!

by yourxlover November 19, 2020

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november 1

The day that your soulmate was born

Hey do you know anyone who was born on november 1?

Yes

Marry them now

by user816736518 November 21, 2020

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January 1

National grope a ginger day

It’s January 1 I wonder if Katie’s gonna grope anyone.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

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When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

by tuffyepstein November 2, 2020

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