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The Jimmy Fest

A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...

1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole

2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible

3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)

4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus

5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"

6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim

GREAT SUCCESS!
"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"
by Bucko123 October 7, 2012
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jimmy hatch

We got you covered like a jimmy hatch!
by 2much4u April 19, 2004
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Jimmy Carter

A front or back twist flip.
He performed a Jimmy Carter over the fence to evade the cops.

One would shout Jimmy Carter when the flip is performed.
by Ozzy Olivers January 15, 2011
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the jimmy lynch

Synonym: Quacker

1.)To walk with a fake limp to make people think your black, but instead of looking black you look like a duck.
If you see someone jimmy lynching make sure to quack at them.
by fpm12 March 25, 2003
mugGet the the jimmy lynchmug.

jimmy eye

As of or pertaining to of one or more eyes on a persons face becoming lazy, especially when drunk.
"Joe was so pants clowned that he was giving the entire romm the jimmy eye."
by The JZA & The RZA August 26, 2004
mugGet the jimmy eyemug.

Jimmy Billy

a term that is used when you dont know someones name. Also can be used for someone who is being a dick all the time.
1)Person A : who the heck is that guy?
Person B : oh thats jimmy billy!

2)man hes always acting like a fucking jimmy billy
by Hugh Jass May 13, 2005
mugGet the Jimmy Billymug.

Jimmy Roll

a large roll of cash about an inch wide and in a cylinder shape that is held together by a rubber band.
Connor: Yo dawg check dis out. I got dis roll of serious paper!
Eric: Nah fool, dats yo JIMMY ROLL right there.
by Ehrk Scott October 8, 2007
mugGet the Jimmy Rollmug.

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