Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

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Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.

“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”

by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023

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Gorilla Channel

Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.

Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.

To watch the gorilla channel

1. Take an obvious joke as totally real

Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel

by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018

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