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Super Straight

A sexuality formed in the 21st century popularizing on tiktok. It is for gay man who are closeted haunted by thoughts of beastality and maybe even acts against children. They don’t like other lgbtq+ Because it is too mature for a child or adult to comprehend and thus when they sleep with those over 18 they can not be trans nor a furry. They may also possess auth right tendencies in some instances. Kinks include but are not limited to: Pissing, Shitting, Sadism etc
“They are a Super Straight. Wow thats weird.”
“Ikr.”
by Lgbtq+ Professional. March 6, 2021
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Straight Rate

n. The act of a heterosexual individual analyzing and judging the quality of a nude picture of another person of the same sex, with no homosexual intent.
"Hey dude, I'm sending a dick pic to my girl, can you straight rate me? No homo."
by Nathan L.T. Cumulus-Bayne June 12, 2018
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Super straight

Just a bunch of jackass that are trying to hide the fact that there transphobic
Guy 1: I don’t date trans people

Guy 2:that’s transphobia

Guy 1:naw it’s cool I’m super straight

Guy 2: stupid ass mf Just because you give transphobia new name does it mean it’s not transphobia
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Super Straight

A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights
Good dude: heyy whats your sexuality?
Unnamed: Super straight
Good dude: oh...
by anonymous March 23, 2021
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Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011
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Straight Hop

Mario One Jump Terminology 1.a.1

A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.

Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.
1. You can achieve great jump distance with a well executed Straight Hop.

2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!
by Horks October 23, 2008
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