Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.

That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism

by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025

Jason Oatman

Live and let live for the longest time after time marches on guard.

Jason Oatman has a great day.

by dearest pet November 23, 2021

Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.

Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.

by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020

Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him

omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance

by smfh August 24, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason

A black nigga with a horse cock and not only does he have a horse cock he can pull bitches too Elijah is the total opposite

Jason is black
Black wit a big dick

by Black ghost November 21, 2021

Jason

Jason is a name that is very gay and homo. They only like boys and only like to eat out men. They also like to get hit from the back.

Jason is the one getting backshots.

by Tongueinthebutt November 21, 2021