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Dylan Smart

Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.
"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"
by dcdehucbfgcbfgcjd June 25, 2019
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Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.
What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis
by J.J Hall June 14, 2022
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dylan dunn

the coolest person to ever exist
by bigmomapril September 20, 2019
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Dylan Ashworth

Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.

If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
Guy: I need to get rid of him.

Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!
by N1SS4N GTR August 28, 2020
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Dylan the rat

Dylan the rat, is a very rude and nasty bitch. Everyone hates him, and he only causes people to be annoyed and want to punch a brick wall cause of his arrogant assholeness. His micro 1 milililmeter cock also makes no bitches like him, along with his nasty ass bastard personality. He’s got absolutely no side hoes, and his face looks like rat mixed with human. Everyone hates Dylan but he thinks he’s super cool with his lonely ass arrogant personality that gets him nowhere. He’s got a big ego for no reason, and thinks he’s super cool, but really he’s just tryna fuck random bitches that ain’t want him and be rude asf. Plus he likes to not respect ppls pronouns so throw that trash excuse for a human away.
Damn look at Dylan the rat, he’s such an ugly rat
by Dylanhater123 October 2, 2021
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Dylan Fahl

The best friend ANYONE can ask for he will be there with you through thick and thin
See that handsome devil over there? That's DEFINITELY a Dylan Fahl
by MemeGod2000000 July 23, 2019
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dylan murphy

That man has Dylan Murphy sized head.

That girl is a Dylan Murphy.
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