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to haze yourself

to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.

teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.

mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma February 14, 2012
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
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to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society
by Sexydimma January 4, 2015
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Go Huck Yourself

When you're so kinky that you use a build your own dildo kit to fuck yourself.
Ray, go huck yourself . You know he'd totally do that, he's so kinky he'd totally do that!
by Joew310 August 1, 2016
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go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.
Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.
by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017
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National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them
by Justimeyer April 6, 2017
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