wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016

Wingbff

A non single friend who stands in the wings buying drinks for her single friend who is trying to get with some dudes .. And who never really does

I can't be your wingbff no more you have got to get on eharmony.com

by Urbeinstein September 2, 2016

wangtang slap

When a sophomore douchebag slaps the back of an unsuspecting freshman's neck.

Bro WTF happened to your neck
I got wangtang slapped bro

by DAB FAM July 31, 2016

Winetastrophe

A middle class problem; One is just about to pour the first glass of wine for the afternoon (or evening if you're late), and turn to suddenly find that one has run out of wine.

"Red or White darling?", she asked;
"Red", he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;

"Darling it's a winetastrophe, there is NO WINE".

by Blueinternet July 3, 2016

wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

by 3rayif November 28, 2016

wingcooking

When a bro or more bros cook great food for another bro and his girl to assist said bro to get laid

Bro1: Remember that time you made great food for the lady and I
Bro2: Oh, the wingcooking, when I wingcooked you with Bro3?
Bro1: Yeah. What a beautiful day. And the punani was great

by The_Clooneys December 28, 2016

Winged crusader

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!

Its my birthday and i asked the Mrs to try the winged crusader !

by The Pithan March 31, 2017