Steven

its Jason Bourne

person #1: wait who is that

person #2: it's.... Jason Bourne

person #1: bro... his name tag says Steven

by boomersooner12354 June 4, 2018

Steven

Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again

NEVER TRUST A STEVEN

Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason

Girl #2 : What was his name?

Girl #1 : It’s Steven

Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense

by truthfulfacts123 October 6, 2020

Steven

💙

I love a Steven 💙

by Angelsandlove February 6, 2023

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

Veggie Steven

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy

“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened

by DiggyZAkaDignanAkaDickMaster February 11, 2025

steven

mega hot and attractive and very very attractive voice and plz run me over with a truck and bend me over

i love steven so much plz bend me over

by sillykittymeow March 9, 2025

Steven

Is a big back ass bitch

Steven He always says let me get your food

by Niiggeerr November 28, 2024