Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010

I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

by WelshNutter July 29, 2022

Rock The Dwane Johnson

The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson

bro look it's rock the dwane johnson

by the popo March 2, 2021

Ben Paul Johnson

An absolute psycho

Have you met this guy? He’s a Ben Paul Johnson for sure

by fookyachuckenstoops November 2, 2018

Johnson Middle school

Worst place in the USA (it would be the worst place in the world but North Korea exists). A school filled with wannabes, boomers, idiots, and crazy tyrant popular girls. Doesn't teach us a thing, except to shut up and listen to there boring lectures about how dumb we are. Mean teachers, brainless zombie kids, popular girl vampires, that one kid working for the FBI, locker 1324 is a secret portal to an alien warship, and worst of all *shudder* vScO giRLs!

Johnson middle school ruined my childhood.

by Marshmallow gal April 29, 2020

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.

"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020