as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.

Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.

by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018

Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.

My dog just shit walked in a circle.

by MalleableP October 29, 2022

Pilgrim walk

A sexual position involving a bottle of Jameson and a short Irish man

With as much a Jordan's mom is drinking, she might end up doing the pilgrim walk with that guy next to her

by Richard Dishman May 11, 2016

The Colin Walk

A full blown testosterone filled walk that gives off good pull out game energy whilst implying this person is muscle filled and Sexy as fuck

Damn he do be doin The Colin Walk tho. Lookin all sexy and shit

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

cruise walking

People who walk about their hood to clear their head. They often wear headphones or may smoke and avoid interacting with people. Women can sometimes be misinterpreted as streetwalkers.

I felt like my head was going to explode so I went cruise walking for a few minutes.

by Rlean December 10, 2017

yeet walk

The motion of walking fast af and yeeting stuff

Yo Joe look at that he’s yeet walking

by NO4H_18 October 21, 2019

walking paradox

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.

"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"

by rock_muncher June 10, 2023