Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>For Keeping Me In The Loop Wiht Name I DoNot Want TO Know About, You Are Agoing TO Know Soemthing ABout Angel jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>For Keeping Me In The Loop Wiht Name I DoNot Want TO Know About, You Are Agoing TO Know Soemthing ABout Angel jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna><.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

all they want is pussy

kahlil likes pussy
ozzy is pure
admin is a gamer
neptune is cute
pog

kahlil: all they want is pussy
malk man: are you talking about yourself?

by ozzy wozzy November 1, 2020

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023