wreathed

puttin a wreath on the front of someone's car so they don't know it is there

"Do you know who wreathed the Johnson's van?"

by anonymous1111112 December 8, 2009

Wrecking Ball Blumpkin

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.

Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.

by Marcookski January 27, 2010

wreckhead shock

An acute condition affecting wreckheads, triggered by overstimulation of the brain while on psychedelic drugs.
It results in sudden paralysis, loss of balance and loss of consciousness.

<Dave> Hey look, Tesco! Shall we pop in for a drink?
<Steve> Yeah, sure.
* The wreckheads walk into the supermarket, immediately noticing how bright, colourful and trippy the place looks.
<Dave> Holy shit, this is intense.
<Steve> Yeah, innit! What do you think, Pete? ...Pete?!
* Pete is spazzing out on the floor.
<Steve> Oh fuck, I think Pete has wreckhead shock, let's get him outta here!
<Dave> Fuck's sake, who's idea was it to go into a supermarket?

by Strachman January 2, 2010

wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

Wrestling match

Code for “orgy”, usually gay. Also coded as “friend’s wrestling match”. Like what it is named, it often involves multiple people

Bobby: do you want to come to my friend’s wrestling match
Tom: ew no wtf I’m not gay

by Elisha F. January 6, 2020

Friend Wreck

When your friend does something that ultimately ends the relationship, i.e. lies, steals, etc...

M: Did you hear that our mutual pal's divorce is going through, he just told me on Tuesday.
J: He told me his wife's moving here next month!
M: What a liar!!!! This is a total friend wreck.

by PBM2 November 9, 2009

Pudding Wrestling

A competition where two females are placed in a pool full of pudding with the objective to pin the other's shoulders on the bottom for three seconds. Competitors may not bite, pinch, punch, or try to harm her opponent in any way. This sport has made its way to many colleges and universities throughout the nation.

1: Have you heard about the party this Saturday?
2: You mean the pudding wrestling party?
1: Yea! I hear it's going to be epic!

by wakeskater92 October 7, 2010