Sperm Whales

Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.

Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.

Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!

Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales

by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010

whale

A fat or obese lady, often seen in wal-mart yelling at her kids. Porr kids!!!
Also see free willie.

Mom I went to wal-mart, but I couldn't get those socks cuz it was full of whales.

by isla September 2, 2004

whale

New England slang for beating someone up. To punch, or beat on.

"After Matty whaled on that kid he hopped on his bike and booked outta here."

by dvsjr January 6, 2008

Boston Whaler

Sexual Position...Consisting of 2 harpoons, a wheel of a ship, rope, a captains hat, and an eye patch...any combination u think of is acceptable

This chick was a freak...she wanted to do the boston whaler...

by 3600 January 19, 2009

whalecum

spelled almost like welcome, and is used instead, to say welcome!

1: congratz!
2: tyty
1: ur whalecum

by GRANZERN February 7, 2009

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

whale tail

When the top of a woman's thong is visible above her low-rise pants. The back straps of the exposed thong resemble a whale's tail.

Young girls these days leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Just look at her whale tail!

by Caitlin W. September 11, 2008