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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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wack shows

When something(s) wack happens and you were a part or viewer of the wack experience.
you arrive a minute after Mcdonald's closes the breakfast menu and they will no longer serve you sausage and egg mcmuffins..."man that's wack shows."
by Jaguil01 February 18, 2009
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wack a dover

a wack a dover is a person or object depicted negatively.

as made famous from the toxic rott crew.
"i cant believe you roll with them wack a dover ass shaydee niggaz"

or

"man looks, here come lamoine, he still drivin that fuggin wack a dover ride"
by selak March 4, 2009
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wack

yo this movie is wack
by messy24 April 29, 2009
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MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.
Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.
by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009
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cuddly-wack

when yo' junk gets wacked while your cuddling with your girlfriend. The man's favorite version of cuddling.
Dude last night I got some serious cuddly-wack!
by wackdaddyD69 February 5, 2010
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wack sesh

Adam's morning ritual in which he covers the wall of the shower with jizz. Is often found in between the toes of the next showerer (Jesse).
That wack sesh lasted 2 hours dawg!
by That one fuck May 17, 2010
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