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Seattle Pacific University

This private school is home to many from a variety of backgrounds. Most people think that the students here live in a bubble but check out their controversial SPU postsecret FB page and you might be persuaded otherwise

This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others

The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football

The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to

Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians

6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU

Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring

There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented

SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program
"Let's apply to Seattle Pacific University, since the people there are so great!"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"
by SPU-er November 26, 2011
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University of St. Thomas

A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.
Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?

Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!
by What the fuck is a Tommies? September 14, 2010
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Capital University

Capital University is best described as one of the best private colleges in Ohio. The parties are amazing, the people are awesome, and the classes are great. I think that the frats KSU and DTU are pretty tight with a good party almost every week!!
Capital University is one of the best places in Ohio to further enhance ones education level.
by Jerry 19 January 26, 2009
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Universable

The ability of an item to be used on or for anything in multiple directions or on multiple sides.
"That bitch Betsy did my laundry, gave me a blumpkin, did my accounting and homework. When you flip her upside down she fixed fixed my car, took it in the ass, and sprayed orange juice out of her nipples. That universable skank is whats up.
by virchung September 13, 2010
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unaversary

That date which used to be your aniversary before you were divorced.
"What are you doing on November 7th?"
"I'll be going to the (select one) strip club; bar; masseuse; outlet mall to celebrate my unaversary!"
by Suebee72 September 15, 2007
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Waynesburg University

A college located in the middle of nowhere surrounded by the hickville town of waynesburg, pennsylvania.
I recieved my diploma from Waynesburg University.
by lost in waynesburg January 25, 2011
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George Mason University

person 1: yo I've decided I'm going to pick George Mason University over JMU.
person 2: bruh. good luck
by AyoFamImSlick March 5, 2022
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